The manor elevator is being repaired.  The music controls have been hidden, just like in real life, with the express purpose of driving you quietly crazy!

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Twenty-six words, one for each letter. Can you solve the puzzle above?

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All pages on the Maas Manor site are declared sanctuaries from any attempt at violence, arrest or subjucation by persons 

in any role play, realm or lifestyle.

by order of Her Ladyship 

this Nineteenth day of December

in the year of Our Lord Two Thousand One.

In the event of elevator malfunction, please briefly describe the problem below and submit for repairs.